Being
an engineering student I know what it takes to kick your social life and enter
a whole new world of Engineers which has Nerds and Geeks as it’s main species.
Irrespective of our field in engineering, we tend to develop certain habits
which make us different, which makes us a whole new species. We are
indifferently different, we make the world, we are ENGINEERS.
So here
are some funny facts about engineering students.
You know you
are an Engineering Student When….
1.When
you think you are the smartest of all. Until the vivas.
2. When
you don’t know the answer, and you try to throw technical
terms at the external during viva.
3. When
you make others believe that your college is the best.
4. When
think you are the busiest man alive.
5. When
you think that everyone else is vella (Insane)
6. When
you have GBs and GBs of movies.
7. And
TBs and TBs of porn!
8. When
you don’t know shit about anything in your vivas.
9. When
you don’t want to continue with your engineering!
10.Even
if you want to, you won’t get jobs!
11.When
you fall in LOVE with every girl who talks to you.
12.When
your books are opened only 1 Day prior EXAM.
13.When
your biggest worry everyday is: What’s in the Mess today?
14. When you have 2 SHIRTS in total. (you
mostly wear just one of them but just in case you take a shower, you go
for another!)
15. All you dream of is the 20 Lakh Job!
16.When
you think you can study for semester like you did in high school, but after
getting first exam back all you think is to top in college and end up with more
backs.
17.When
your assignments are due soon and you don’t even know the topic of your
assignments.
18. When
you start Developing a finely tuned sense of hearing that can recognize the
words “free food” being spoken from anywhere within a 100-foot radius.
19.When
you have the periodic realization that you’ve been working on the same lab
report for seven consecutive hours and you’re nowhere near the end.
20.When you feel smart about yourself… (Until you’re
forced to do a project in some coding language which you’re pretty sure was
delivered to Earth on a stone tablet from an alien planet where NOTHING MAKES
ANY SENSE).
21.When you finally get your code to work for reasons
that remain completely unknown to you.
22.When
you’ve had the professor who literally wrote the book on a subject in
engineering yet has not mastered the complex science of turning on the overhead
projector without a major incident.
23.When YOU SPENT YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY IN THE COMPUTER
LAB, DAMN IT.
24.When you’re slightly delighted when that one over
smart kid in your 8 a.m. lecture finally answers a professor’s question
incorrectly.
25.When most of your exams end up pretty much the same
way.
26. When
you realize the value of gaining 40%.
27. When you literally solve partial differentials in
your sleep.
28. When
you don’t know whether to laugh or cry on your life.
29. When you get all your assignments done by the boys
in class because you are the only pretty girl in class.
30.When you seriously wonder whether pretty girls are,
in fact, largely mythical.
31.When you have no social skills.
32.When you realize that trying to explain any scientific
concept without sounding too nerdy is almost impossible.
33.When
you have absolute no idea where the library is.
34.When somebody suggests you eat a meal with some
semblance of nutritional balance. Or anything that’s not maggi, really.
35. When
you’ve had at least one semester that started out manageable but quickly got
away from you.
36.When
you have your final next morning and you start thinking that sleep is for weak.
37. When you hear endless stories from the faculty at
your college who “didn’t have computers/calculators/electricity” back when they
were doing engineering.
38. When you believe that technological progress is
kinda the POINT of engineering, bro.
39. When your laptop screen seems brighter than your
future.
40. When you can’t even spell engineering correctly.
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